Kinder toy:3
Gonna be a good day.

Kinder eggs fo breakfast.

shinyteacup:

shinee-shabits:

castielismydivision:

rippahstefan:

thgandtmigeeks:

promentory:

emilianadarling:

pr3t3nt10us:

wait

are you telling me its candy

with a fuckingtoy inside?!

Oh my god, do Americans actually not have Kinder Surprise Eggs?

WHAT DID YOU BEG YOUR MOTHER TO LET YOU BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? They’re seriously the best shit ever!

AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KINDER EGGS????????

MY GOD

POOR AMERICANS

OMFG AMERICANS DON’T HAVE THIS? HOW. DO. YOU. LIVE.

funny how flavour is spelt ’flavor’ 

Wait a minute.

What?

No, I’ve never had these, but we DID have Wonderballs. Which are nearly the same thing. They were discontinued back in the day because the toys were considered a choking hazard, but then they were brought back with candy inside.

They stopped making them now though sob

omg fucking wonder balls though. Best. Shit. Ever. 

My dad takes two business trips to Luxembourg a year. I am American and I have at least a dozen of those in my house at this very moment. As a matter of fact, I shall enjoy one now.

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mortisia:

― Charles Dickens, The Mystery of Edwin Drood

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ckings:

IT’S NOT THAT EASY

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fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

The fire alarm in our school went off during rehearsals and she completely ignored it. It continued to go off for the next 30 minutes. We kept rehearsing through the whole thing….

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Murri loves Daisy. But my old kitty, Dexter, was mean to Daisy and now Daisy is scared of cats. So she just sits there like “Please don’t hurt meee.”

I’m fetal.

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